dr: your digitorum brevis is pretty aggravated, has the swelling or tension spread up your calf?
me: no. it’s fairly centralized.
dr: i notice you’ve got some bruising up the front of your shin. are you sure there hasn’t been any swelling?
me: oh, that? no. that’s from trying on pants.
dr: pants?
me: yeah, i had just put on moisturizer about 20 minutes before trying on some jeans. they were hard to pull up and i smoked my leg into the dressing room bench while trying to step into them.
dr: i see.
me: yep. my very own ross gellar moment. minus the baby powder.
dr: and that? *points to bruise on my other knee*
me: opening a desk drawer.
dr: i see. i think your running injuries have less to do with your running form than previously anticipated.
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September 26, 2011 at 5:10 am |
I can relate to this post so much. Always walking around with bruises on legs from accidentally bumping on table corners or doors. I get weird looks from people all the time.